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Hawk The Slayer
When: Sunday, Jul 24 2016 @ 7:30 PM
Where: Clinton's (693 Bloor St W)
Admission: FREE

Medieval Fantasy + No Budget + A Surprisingly Disco Soundtrack = Hawk The Slayer

Hawk is a fantasy epic that's chock-full of silliness. Yes, you've got your elven archer, your super strong mountain of a man, your sarcastic dwarf - and they spend most of the movie wandering around a forest, because when you have no budget, everything takes place in a forest. Or if they did have a budget, I reckon it was all blown on the psychedelic rainbow hula hoops that show up mid-way through the movie. As for plot... well, the heroes need to fight Hawk's evil brother Voltan. And they do, eventually! Quick tip to all potential future parents: if you name your son Voltan, he will definitely grow up to be evil. There's no two ways about it.

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Doors at 7:30.
Movie at 8.
FREE. 19+ event.