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Starcrash / Baywatch
When: Sunday, Jul 27 2014 @ 7:30 PM
Where: Clinton's (693 Bloor St W)
Admission: FREE


Bad Movie Night returns on the last Sunday of July with some campy sci-fi fun and an insane pseudo-retrospective of David Hasselhoff at his worst/very best!

It all starts off with Starcrash (1978), a cheap Star Wars knock-off that follows intrepid smuggler Stella Star - played by the perpetually half-naked Caroline Munro - on a covert mission to defeat the nefarious plans of the evil Count Zarth Arn. Along the way, she must face intergalactic amazons, swash-buckling robots, and a David Hasselhoff who is so young and pretty that you will feel utterly disgusted by how unattractive the rest of humanity is. Also: Christopher Plummer is in the movie too, because it was a free trip to Rome and are you really going to blame a guy for wanting a sunny European vacation every now and then?

After that: buckle up, kids, because it's non-stop Hoff! Yes, there's going to be Baywatch, but even more importantly, there's going to be Baywatch Nights - the crime procedural spin-off (what?) that was retooled as a supernatural adventure show (WHAT!) that has David Hasselhoff fighting aliens, vampires, and mummies (OH HOLY HELL YES!) - and all in the same universe where Pamela Anderson spends her days running across the beach in super slow-mo.

But wait, there's more! David Hasselhoff has had a successful singing career in Germany and he's produced a few music videos that are so wonderful, it would be a crime if we didn't watch them. So... we're going to watch them. Watch them so hard that we just might die from the audio-visual overload, but what a way to go out, right?

Doors at 7:30 PM
FREE. 19+ event.